December 2009
32 posts
The Buzzwords of 2009 →
crash blossom and dracula sneeze are my fav
cham pag ne
so i am sitting here on the cusp of the new year feeling no different than i have ever before in my life, except the fact that i am almost experiencing a nervous breakdown regarding hantavirus.
i decided to click on the “Westview ‘07” link on my facebook, and was greeted by many a familiar face that has aged into oblivion. why the fuck do people look so old? and why do so many...
Earth-Friendly Elements, Mined Destructively →
i had no idea charlie sheen and emilio estevez were brothers.
okay. the yogurt was bad :(
I’m not sure if this yogurt is good or not. Hope I don’t get diarrhea
sometimes i really feel like i’m the only one sitting in front of my computer doing nothing all day. this leads me to compulsively check all the internet outlets for signs of life.
the space bar cover on my keyboard is dead :’(
i got an A in english! i’m going to go buy some granola and yogurt to celebrate.
If I found 1000$ on the ground
polyester:
I would buy this dress
Oh shit, I read this as “I found $1000 dollars on the ground”. Haha you would buy that dress. It would go well with your gold nail polishes.
F
wow, i must really i think that i’m smarter than i actually am.
ew i just wrote this long ass entry, and i sounded really pretentious so i just deleted the whole thing.
in a nutshell:
like always, i’m glad to be home, but it definitely comes with a lot of strings attached- like my 10:30 curfew, which is hard to work around. and please dad, stop telling me to wear socks. i don’t like to wear socks. i feel like i’m 10.
last semester bombed....
I just took
like 4 pills in a row, and now i have a headache.
my beef is really nice to me...
jenjulanewbody (2:11:13 AM): do you mean “zou kai” “tao yan” “chou dan” “bu ai ni”? crapmexjuceiilii (2:12:16 AM): all
AHH this essay. I need to finish so I can start studying for my other shit. And I feel like I look really gross.
ass kissing
this is just a general trend i’ve noticed has been happening with increasing frequency in my life. there is no finesse, no subtlety to the art of ass kissing. everyone knows it’s happening.
I totally made a fool out of myself in English today. It’s okay though, I probably won’t ever have to see them again. I’m waiting to attend my very last class for the semester. Then I’ll probably go to work and take my frustrations out on students who need missing or broken glassware. After that I have a major declaration workshop. Hopefully I will be a legitimate college...
Men and Women can't be frendz
I am so cold right now. I might actually take another shower so when I get in bed I’ll be so nice and warm. I hate cold sheets during the wintertime. Possibly the worst thing ever. I’m also watching When Harry Met Sally instead of writing my papers.